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This little guy sure seems to think so. And it is hard to disagree. It might just be the perfect food item. Nutritious. Delicious....

Sting is such a dick.* He tried to completely ruin writing for me. He made me feel tremendous guilt about almost everything I have ever...

I have heard it said that The Wire is the greatest television series of all time. People suggested I didn’t watch it before or while I...

My pinky is always at the ready. Out of all the key strokes I perform, it is the one that takes the least conscious thought. There is...

... a continuation of 'Christianity with an Itchy Butt' I was born August 12th, 1991 in New Jersey, a place which is best known for...

Written the night before my first day of classes, back in August. Good times, good times. I guess I might never be able to answer this...

Disclaimer: some people might consider some of these things “gross”, or something to that effect. If you are easily insulted or in any...

Nothing good ever happens at a mall. Other than Cinnabon. My hippocampus is screaming as I stretch the limits of recall right now, trying...

This is not a criticism of Darren Wilson. It is not a criticism of the United States judicial justice system. It is not even a criticism...

Because it is not Kim Kardashian’s butt. This is the best reason I could come up with. The blog is not great. I know that. But I can in...